Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...