An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...