Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...