Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”