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Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
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Giddy-up
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A man let out a humongous burp…
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Pick up line
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So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
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A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Time to quit
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