English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!