Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...