Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...