Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...