One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...