What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...