The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...