Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...