Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!