Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...