I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
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Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
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Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
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President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...