Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...