Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...