Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...