Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...