Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...