Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...