Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...