Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...