Mary was having an affair during the day while…
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Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
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Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
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This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
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A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...