The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...