I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...