A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...