Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...