Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...