How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...