Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...