insects are so clever
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The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
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OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!