A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...