Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...