Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...