The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...