Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...