Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...