Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...