Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...