Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...