Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...