Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...