Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...