If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...