Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...