Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...