The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!