Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...