Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...